I am not looking for new opportunities.
Résumé
An up-to-date PDF version of my résumé is available here.
Leave a Message at the Beep
I’ve been inundated with spam calls for years (the best being the message that my car’s warranty was about to expire… a day after I drove it off the lot!) and rarely answer a call from an unknown caller. Please leave me a message if I don’t answer.
(Just sending an email is even better!)
Remote Work
I’m not interested in returning to an office environment. Commuting is a drag — it is a waste of resources (gas, oil, brakes, etc.), creates pollution and is a waste of time. I have successfully worked remotely for years without any impact on my performance and productivity, I wish to keep doing so in the future.
Please Respect My Time
I’m not going to contact you about an open position that I’m not qualified for… because I respect your time. Please respect mine and don’t contact me about a role that is a “perfect fit” that I’m not qualified for. It’s a waste of your time and mine. Specifically:
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Database Administration Positions
I was a junior DBA for 11 months… many years ago. I’m not qualified for any DBA position and I’m not interested in being a DBA. -
Help Desk Positions
I’m not interested in working for a help desk. -
Clearance Jobs
I transitioned out of the Army in 2011. I no longer have an active security clearance.